Man Or Muppet

I reflect on my reflection And I ask myself the question What's the right directiooon, to go? I don't know Am I a maaaan or am I a muppet? If I'm a muppet then I'm a very manly muppet Am I a muppeeet or am I a man? If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man I look into these eyes And I don't recognise The one I see insiiiide It's time for me to decide Am I a maaaan or am I a muppet? If I'm a muppet, oh I'm a very manly muppet Am I a muppeeeet or am I a man? If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man Here I go again I'm always running out of time I think I've made up my mind Now I understand who I am I'm a maaan I'm a muppeeeet I'm a muppet of a man I'm a very manly muppet I'm a muppeted maaaaaaaan That's what I am