Dr. Seuss Rap: Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You?"

Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do! He can go like a cow He can go moo, moo Mr. Brown can do it, man, how 'bout you? He can go like a bee Mr. Brown can buzz How 'bout you? Can you go buzz, buzz? He can go like a cork, pop, pop, pop, pop He can go like horse feet, klopp, klopp, klopp He can go eek, eek like a squeaky shoe He can go like a rooster, cock-a-doodle doo He can go like an owl, hoo, hoo, hoo Eek, eek, eek, eek, cock-a-doodle doo Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, how 'bout you? He can go like the rain, dibble-dibble-dibble dopp Dibble-dibble-dibble-dibble, dopp, dopp, dopp He can go like a train, choo-choo-choo-choo Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do! Moo-moo, buzz-buzz, pop, pop, pop Eek, eek, hoo, hoo, klopp, klopp, klopp Dibble-dibble, dopp, dopp; cock-a-doodle doo Mr. Brown can do it, man, how 'bout you? Mr. Brown can whisper, whisper very soft, very high Like the soft, soft whisper of a butterfly Maybe you can, too, I think you should ought to try He can go like a horn, blurp, blurp, blurp, blurp Like a big cat drinking, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp He can go like a clock, he can tick, he can tock He can go like a hand on a door, knockknock Tick, tock, tick, tock, knock-knock-knock Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do! Blurp, blurp, slurp, slurp, cock-a-doodle doo Knock-knock-knock and hoo, hoo, hoo He can even sizzle, sizzle, he can do that too Like an egg in a frying pan, how 'bout you? Mr. Brown is so smart, as smart as they come He can do a hippopotamus chewing gum Grum, grum, grum, grum, grum, grum, grum Mr. Brown is so smart, he can even do this: he can even make noise like a goldfish kiss Boom, boom, boom, Mr. Brown is a wonder Boom, boom, boom, Mr. Brown makes thunder He makes lightning, splat, splat, splat And it's very, very hard to make a noise like that Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do! Moo-moo, buzz-buzz, pop, pop, pop Eek, eek, hoo, hoo, klopp, klopp, klopp Dibble-dibble, dopp, dopp, cock-a-doodle doo Grum-grum, grum-grum, choo, choo, choo Boom, boom, splat, splat, tick, tick, tock Sizzle-sizzle, blurp, blurp, knock, knock, knock A slurp and a whisper and a fish kiss too Mr. Brown can do it, man, how 'bout you? Yeah